With Cooper facing a public execution, his friends pull a Hail Mary stunt to rescue him. When they inevitably bungle that, their chances for survival don't amount to a fart in the wind.
But the wind has never met a fart like this before.
Join Cooper, Tim, Julian, Dave, and Ravenus on another crazy Caverns & Creatures adventure!
Once again our heroes awaken to find themselves drunkenly unaware of the previous night's events and how they came to get into their current predicament.
But no amount of Diplomacy is going to save them against the appetite of the hung and hungry ogre who has captured them.
With nothing but their wits to aid them, will the C&C gang be able to escape being boiled alive?
Having a Charisma score of 4 seems pretty bad when you're constantly shitting yourself because of it. But things get even worse for Cooper when he can't squeeze out so much as a shart.
The pressure builds as he and his friends seek answers to help this volcano erupt. Can they discover the mysterious cause of Cooper's constipation in time to save him?
Find out in this exciting new Caverns & Creatures adventure!
The titular character of this story scares the bazongas out of Dave and the other C&C boobs.
Will our heroes use their melons to keep abreast of the situation, or will they go bust and become knockers of Heaven's door?
Reach into the Caverns & Creatures funbag and grab a tale that jugs the mammary of your old tabletop adventures.
Seriously, bra. This one's a hooter.
What do you do when you encounter a maniac in the woods who poses a danger to himself, others, and the world around him?
If you're Tim, you fuck off to the pub and get shitfaced. Unfortunately, the rest of the Caverns & Creatures gang are going to make him stick around until they solve a seemingly unsolvable problem.
After a hard night's drinking, Tim and the Caverns & Creatures gang find themselves abandoned and left for dead on a deserted island. They soon discover, however, that the island may not be as deserted as it seems. In order to survive, they will need to search within themselves and travel to some very dark places.
This is a standalone story in the Caverns & Creatures universe. Give it a try to see if the C&C series is right for you.
Our favorite trapped in a tabletop game group plans to steal herbs a healer is growing and resell them for a profit. Cooper, of course, eats some, even though raw they are toxic. Trying to get Cooper to a cleric, Julian summons horses that cause the ground beneath them to collapse into a cave. Taking Cooper with them. Turns out it’s home to a giant frog creatures and he’s not taking visitors.
Nothing ruins a nice morning of binge drinking quite like the threat of being cornholed by stone giants.
My Opinion: 39 pages, $2.99, Not available on Kindle Unlimited
Dave, Cooper, and Tim are tricked through a magical portal and kidnapped by a giant who wants them to help his sons become men. Hilarious misunderstandings, innuendo, and bathroom humor follow.
Overall, a funny new short story in the Caverns and Creatures collection. However, for the page count, it’s just not worth the price of almost $3. I’d recommend waiting until the author includes the story in his next Caverns and Creatures short story collection.
Score: 7 out of 10.
The core gang you’ve come to love over the course of the last four books has broken up. Stacy and her brother Tim are on their own. Tempers flare when the larger group thinks Tim is trying to screw them over after a member of his group accidently steals the dice they need to get home to the real world.
What follows is a funny multi-narrative story where everyone is searching for TIm. People are forced to take sides and of course, nothing goes as planned for anyone.